BARELY. No I wasn't physically harmed. Let me start off by saying I promise to never post a blog message that seems to indicate a trip is over until I'm home safe and sound. Its like the last run of skiing for the day: you never say it's the last run because your bound to get hurt if the powers that be know its the last run. The night went like this. Eric and I were hanging out at a club watching some tourists try to box each other. We were walking back to our room and I had the thought I should update the blog since I didn't want to get up early to do it. Eric didn't want to stay up so he headed to the room by himself. That was about 11:30. I worked on the internet for probably about 45 minutes and walked back to my room. That is when things went terribly wrong. TERRIBLY WRONG! We had an early ferry to the mainland so I started organizing some things to be ready to head out. I was probably home five minutes. Eric was stirring a little but still pretty much asleep. I zipped up my bag and turned toward the bed when it occurred. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed something that didn't look right so I looked better. "Something that didn't look right" moved and I lost my mind. "Something that didn't look right" was a black and green snake hanging from a hole in our bungelow. When I say I lost my mind...people...(keep in mind snakes are the bain of my exsistance)....I LOST MY MIND!! Eric was sleeping well up to that point. Eric suddenly had a screaming person as a bed fellow. For whatever reason unknown to me I jumped into bed with him screaming profanities I thought I had forgetten. Eric kept saying "What's wrong?" "What's wrong?" I finally managed a "Snake!" and pointed to the wall. I'm not going to swear by it but there might have been a choice word or two come from Eric as well. The snake was black with green stripes. I estimate it was about 13 meters long about 8 inches thick. Eric says it was about a meter and big around as a thumb. It was all over for me at that point. I could't stand/sit anywhere without being convinced it was infestated with snakes. I managed to stand on the front porch for about fifteen minutes while Eric kinda shooed it back into its hole in the wall. It literally had come through a crack in the wood which I will include pics of in this post. Unfortunately, this wall was thick and it didn't go outside from there meaning it lives in the wall. The rest of the night was spent staring at the hole in the wall while I laid in bed. The littleist bug/mosquito got my full wrath as I was convinced everything was a snake. Keep in mind we managed this entire trip with ONE SNAKE....ONE SNAKE. It was in the jungle in Laos and was running for its life when it saw us. Now, here we are in the most touristy locale of the entire trip and we have this. No I didn't get any pictures of the actual beast but I did an internet search and found one somebody had in his bed after a night on Ko Phi Phi and it looks identical(I'll include that picture). If your not conviced I'm THAT afraid of snakes, ask Eric! Eric now understands that this is infact the worst cast scenario for me. I would have rather gone on a dinner date with Jason from the Friday the 13th movies than this. I REALLY DON'T LIKE SNAKES!! We did end up staying the night in that room since it was so late. We woke up the next morning and Eric got the ultra brave task of shaking our gear out to make sure we didn't take on a new friend. I wish I was kidding about this post but listen....this is my luck. You take the guy most afraid of snakes to Asia and your bound to have something freakishly eventful happen.
All said and done.....I'm still alive....I'm in Kuala Lumpur for about 12 more hours...and I'm catching a flight to Seattle tomorrow afternoon. I will never forget that two second glace that confirms that snakes really are the bain of my exsistance. I hope this made for an entertaining post because snakes have reopened the once scarred over wound which I live with everyday
This wont be the last post!(see the skiing reference from ealier)
Good Night!

